3 Easy Chip Dips - You Suck Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking 2 weeks ago   06:10

You Suck At Cooking
One cool thing about dipping chips is how they taste.
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Making these chip dips may seem simple, but that's just because of the way they are: easy. I'm never sure if I'm using a colon properly, but I'm pretty sure I'm using my colon properly. Luckily it's one of those things that's on automatic pilot so it doesn't require much fuss or effort.

Onion Soup Dip
16oz or 500ml sour cream
1 packet onion soup mix
Combine them with good intentions then eat it

Salt and Vinegar Dip
½ cup mayo
½ cup sour cream
2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
1 teaspoon dijon mustard
½ teaspoon salt or a bit more
Combine them with bad intentions then eat it

Dill Dip
½ cup mayo
½ cup sour cream
2 teaspoons dried dill
Combine it with indifferent intentions
Tape hands to counter for 20 minutes until the dill becomes fresh
Eat it

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I mix whipped cream and cinnamon as my dip to my chips.
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Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking 3 Easy Chip Dips - You Suck 2 weeks ago   06:13

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_noodle
“Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.

Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”

If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.

Recipes:
Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.

Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.

Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.

Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.

Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.

Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.










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