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Apple Picking Is Only Romantic Ali Siddiq’s White Neighbors Keep 1 day ago   07:30

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Cristela Alonzo explains why she isn’t into apple picking and suggests that rappers boast about buying more practical, everyday things.

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Comments 318 Comments

Lauryn Postupak
She should have said she had move her as a baby. Easiest lie ever.
Charles Martel
You lost me when you opened up with "'I'm a Latina!" Nobody cares. Stop being a victim.
YeaGG
“I’ll see you at a dinner” 😂😂
Sugar Skulls
Omg I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
h d
Stale standard joke set-up found in the stand-up of non-whites: "as a person of color my experience of X is diametrically opposite to yours, white person." And it follows that all whites in the audience must be seen to laugh heartily as if they really GET IT.
Not arguing that it's false, only that it's a comedy crutch, and that white enthusiastic laughter rings hollow.
TKO593
Can’t afford gas after buying J Z tickets.
Kevin Guzman Daza
was this supposed to be funny?
Jv Saxopeal
You dont listen to rap music obviously
hKPmZ786W4JG7Rgq
I did the same thing where this white guy asked if I was Thai and I said yes (I'm Filipino). Then he started telling me words he knew in Thai and I panicked and blurted out, "I was born here!!!!" and ran away.
NoRainNoFlowers
my aunt showed me pictures of my father’s family when they were young. the cabbies in New York had a tradition where a bunch of them and their families drove out to nearby orchards and filled their trunks with apples
Daniel Dumile
Tryhard
Derrick Lopez
Her face reminds me of my cousin lmfao
Karla Almanza
The Apple picking tho 🍎
C. Bishop Davis
her delivery reminds me of gabriel inglesias
Geno J
2:50;
Someone summoned the crowd to wake up!
#imoutty

....however;
Those knowledgeable on the benefits of 'the apple' would rather pick them than buy them.....in America ( *depending on* https://www.ewg.org/agmag/2019/07/curbing-polluting-farm-runoff-key-fighting-epidemic-toxic-algae-blooms)
Tim Smith
Bitch has never picked a apple in her life
Kira Dot
Welp. I feel attacked. 3:15
NoVaKane
Oh race.. how original
MelanesianPearl
That last bit though 😂😂
Anna Shadows
Love her, I wish she got a second season for her TV show it was my family’s favorite thing to watch together.
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Ali Siddiq’s White Neighbors Keep Apple Picking Is Only Romantic 1 day ago   09:11

Ali Siddiq describes the epidemic of his white neighbors falling off their roofs and explains why he thinks a U.S.-Mexico border wall is a terrible idea. (Contains strong language.)

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