RT Cut Short #65 [May 2019 - Week RT Cut Short #63 [February 2019] * 1 day ago   19:52

HemboHero
The goal of RT-Cut Short is to recap some of Rooster Teeth's memorable moments from the previous week(s) and to possibly get people interested in the videos they may have seen or missed. I want RT-CS and how-do-words-good? to compliment each other every week.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

Off Topic #179 - 4:37(jeremy watches my vids), 58:47(ugly sonic), 1:03:26(sonic comparison),

THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL - Worms W.M.D. - Worms MAYhem - 14:36(party balloon), 9:20(worm lick), 38:00(worm lick)

On The Spot - #167 - 0:40(the claps), 7:46(dead show), 12:56(strong ashley), 21:49(prompt), 23:04(mickey is everything), 35:19(street fighter), 38:54(bugged sonic and almost kicked),

On The Spot #163 - 27:10(matt's lifestyle choice)

Minecraft #363 - 0:26(jealous?), 9:34(first lava), 16:04(punched cake), 21:59(always open jabs), 36:40(matt makes the jump)

Satisfactory (Part 1) - 16:05(bouncy castle), 36:04(ryan blasting off again)

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG THE MOVIE - GTA V - 0:10(sonic michael), 2:38(spot on robotnik), 5:33(death x4)

Geometry Dash | Rage Quit - 0:56(impossible game), 4:31(easy nope), 8:00(nope), 11:02(upside down), 11:43(this sucks x5), 12:51(NOOO), 13:06(panic), 13:39(STOP), 14:42(freakout), 15:37(69)

Podcast #543 - 4:20(audio unfriendly burnie and orientation), 6:43(natural progression), 8:47(D cake), 17:28(chris potato injury), 59:00(chris' car accident story)

Comments 107 Comments

Generic Lets Play Timestamper & Stupendium Fanboy
lets be real... that gta couldve just been included as a highlight in itself
lumberingknave9
After watching all of fairy tail all I hear is sting hating geometry dash
great glorious leader Joseph Stalin
Part of me wants to believe jack said cultural appropriation as a joke but the other half knows Jack's the kinda guy
Thanoshock
That Chris story has to be animated
Jacky Chang
So what happened to the bitch that hit Chris' car?
GallerySpecter
Chris, the office's fidgety dipshit (after Gavin, of course) got in a FUCKING car chase?!
Matt Myers
I want a series with Chris explaining movie or book plots.
Stegosaurus4000
A flub for How do Words Good:
https://up-tube.com/upvideo/hJxbhJuZ36L
Ryan at 3:20, takes a few seconds for Gavin to react
Timber Aofie
Chris has the best stories at RT
Edgiest of Edgy Edge Edges
Chris fast Chris furious: The Line Up
John Brickel
Am I the only one who thinks Chris looks like the lead singer of Billy talent
Steven Robinson
Hearing Gavin lose his shit @5:45 butters my damn croissant
Collin Winkel
Chris is the Batman we need
Hump Day75
Chris, you should've made your fish with dressing
Zane drigs
Hey jeromy if you see this then Yo mum gay
Anal Georg JR
wtffff chris is CRAZY
PerpetualCamel
Ashley is JACKED holy shit
TheMotherfer
It's always nice to get a ringing endorsement from RT.
Steven Hudson
Man, May has been such a good few weeks for content so far, the evolution of rage quit, the Sonic shit show in GTA, Fiona feels more comfortable with the crew and content is getting better and better with her (the best being one night super villain I feel she did superb in) AND the return of Gerki in Red Dragon Inn? I'm all for it
Dean Playsgames
That end with Chris is definitely going to be an RTAA.
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RT Cut Short #63 [February 2019] * RT Cut Short #65 [May 2019 - Week 1 day ago   53:35

Where to begin... so many positive changes. I was offered a full time job working with animals and already quit my 4:00 am morning job last week. I'm still working at the vet clinic until I start the full time job. I'm moving to a better apartment and safer neighborhood in 2 months. I'll be adopting two kittens after I move to the new place. I can sleep a normal amount each day and have more free time too. It'll take some time, but I can catch up with editing without having to lose sleep for it. I woke up feeling so relieved each day in the past week. This is a much more promising future and I'm looking forward to it!

The goal of RT-Cut Short is to recap some of Rooster Teeth's memorable moments from the previous week(s) and to possibly get people interested in the videos they may have seen or missed. I want RT-CS and how-do-words-good? to compliment each other every week.

If you would like to support my editing efforts: https://www.patreon.com/HemboHero

This is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth shows are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC

Timestamps:

Minecraft #349 - 24:42(mini nuke), 25:50(death nuke)

Minecraft #350 - 4:58(new nuke), 6:29(launched), 20:27(nuke x2)

Minecraft #351 - 6:57(nuke), 9:25(horse rescue to nuke), 23:04(nuke), 27:10(gavin launches a missile), 33:48(gavin the b), 34:42(b work)

Ultimate Chicken Horse #16 - 0:30(got it noise), 2:10(yap YAP)

Podcast #529 - 13:58(The strength of Gus), 55:48(eating cracker crush), 1:00:47(crush x2)

Podcast #530 - 10:37(burnie is stupid), 1:26:26(gavin bad boyfriend?)

Podcast #531 - 6:54(be everything), 17:59(barbara the sl-t), 20:00(right in the mic), 27:10(get a job)

Valentines Day Mixup - RT Life - Cut up the arrow shots

TINY TERRY AND LITTLE LARRY - Crackdown 3 - 28:57(rabbid ryan)

THE REAL SUPER BOWL LIII - Madden 19 - 54:26(hand motions)

CLAIRE'S CAMPAIGN B-GINS - Part 1 - 15:40(ryan was right learn by doing), 24:25(scary licker), 58:02(SURPRISE MR X)

AH Animated - The Salt Raid - 1:42(learn by doing)

Stick Fight: The Game - RouLetsPlay - 8:23(michael and jeremy duel)

TETROMINO BATTLE ROYALE - Tetris 99 - 1:14(THE RIGHT)

Off Topic #166 - 1:16:26(matt fitness level)

Off Topic #167 - 2:00:54(gavin shove), 2:07:38(slow mo)

Fakin' It #4 - 17:30(ukelele face), 19:06(skinny dipping uh oh)

Git Gud: The Saga (1 of 5) - 4:10(gavin and michael argument)

Git Gud: The Saga (2 of 5) - 19:58(ryan didn't deploy)

Git Gud: The Saga (5 of 5) - 27:37(jeremy ball)

GTA V: Deciphering Geoff (#2) - 13:08(army of muggers)

I Wasn't Doing Anything! - AHWU - 0:16(matt ball)

Podcast #532 - 58:18-1:00:05(cross sectioned gavin), 1:00:40(time), 1:01:38(time argument)

Podcast #533 - 35:40(always mad), 44:15(rich people problem), 45:54(Bill Gates reddit gold), 1:40:20(ellie loves portal 2 wheatley), 1:41:13(zoom in on the end bit)

25 POUND GUMMY SNAKE - Between the Games - 2:31(gummi kiss), 7:27(podrick), 7:59(poor max), 10:01(axe), 11:30(plop)

GTA V: Jack Bag 6 - 23:22(Jeremy's C4), 27:52(geoff bad noise), 35:44(why listen to ryan?)

GIANT PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH - Between the Games - 0:30(the challenge and calorie count), 2:52(weighty), 3:28(toss), 5:00(no bread and one more mouthful), 7:29(bob), 8:52(reaction), 10:16(gum?)

THE NEW CHAOS MODE - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - 9:03(reversed beetle)

Resident Evil 2 Remake - Leon Part 1 - 1:13:40(andy hair twirl)

Resident Evil 2 Remake - Leon Part 2 - 1:12:44(DOGS x3),

Resident Evil 2 Remake - Leon Part 3 - 27:50(magnum shot), 36:55(mr x and nobody lost their cool)

Off Topic #168 - 7:54(Jack's insult), 8:26(rogue power), 1:09:50(gavin heist blow up)

Off Topic #169 - 52:16(michael after 2nd baby happened), 1:03:31(oscar ambush), 1:51:30(burnie calls ashley alexa)

Oscar Speech Ambush! | RT Life - 2:55(barbara), 4:07(what music is that?)

Off Topic #170 - 47:55(fiona hired), 50:47(anyone else hiring?), 54:32(eyeball shot callback), 1:21:12(geoff heckled?), 1:22:15(Elise likes it)

Schooled: Season 2, Episode 1 - 12:38(eye shot)

AHWU - Alfredo's New Shirt - 5:08(pizza shirt)

AHWU - Alfredo's New Kink - 12:13(the kink), 14:34(cool zelda gift)

Always Open #92 - 5:52

GTA V: GEOFF'S GOLDEN TICKET - 7:08

Halo 3: LASO - 8:45 Halo 3: LASO Part 8.1 - 19:31

Minecraft #352 - 18:53, 43:55, 46:20

Minecraft #353 - SUMMON THE PHANTOM - 8:48, 12:25, 14:41, 19:03

TINY TERRORS - GTA V - 4:52, 6:28, 20:24, 35:33, 39:45, 40:46

THE LAZER JOB - GTA V Heist - 1:28, 1:49, 2:30, 4:30, 17:10, 19:06, 22:14, 23:59, 30:02, 32:35, 37:08, 41:31, 42:35

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK! - Trials Evolution - 18:06, 19:05

SSBU Tournament (Pt 1) - Smash Month - 0:00, 1:47, 10:07, 11:50, 15:29, 33:45, 49:23, 53:55

SSBU Tournament (Pt 2) - 5:02, 8:49, 9:34, 17:07, 18:09, 25:34, 30:01, 34:45, 43:50, 47:34, 48:30