Everything Wrong With Jurassic Everything Wrong With Spider-Man 7 months ago   17:28

This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Next week: some scary sins.

Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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Matt Damon
11,000 comment!

Just Cube It
Next is Jurassic World: Jurassic World.
James Gomez
I remember when Cinema sins had actually mess ups not just complaints and whining 🤦🏻‍♂️ .. (personal opinion)
Loved this movie.
סיון קאופמן
I'm sorry I say that but you're a monster If you want innocent lives to die (except the T-Rex and the other predators except blue, I'd rather have them die)
KLLr Gaming
Fu** you now, u ruined my fav movie
A freaking SUV ramps it way into a boat and somehow none of the soldiers notice it despite that they are everywhere.
George Corbul
JW3 will be about dinosaurs with machinegun and lasergun harnesses, you just wait! Finally, all that B-sci-fi from the 80's and 90's will be in the spotlight!
George Corbul
So the bad guys sold some four dinos, and the good guys released some 12 more. Big deal! It's not like there are enough individuals of each presented species to start breeding. Unless someone clones the available species (which wouldn't have been that much a challenge even if they didn't release the dinos), hunting down these ~12 dinos should be easy-peasy, after all, it's not like they have camouflage or are a very usual sight even in San Diego. They made a bigger deal of it than it should be.
George Corbul
The activist chick performed surgery on a living being without any kind of gloves. Ok, i get that it's field surgery and all, but she still needed to disinfect her hands, the tools, and Blue's skin, otherwise, the whole surgery and blood transfusion are for nothing - Blue would die of an infection after a while. *DING!*
Fabio Spino
You made a terrible movie interesting. I'm subscribing
jon snipe
fuck dinosaurs
Saya Scarlett
I just watch these videos for the "Roll credits!" And "No." xD
Unluckybro’s Gaming
I can’t help but get a feeling you were angry about something else when reviewing this movie. Lol
Do you need to talk about it?
i just watched this for the dinos
James Bond
Wouldn't it be 133 cus a lion would get scared with that rowr or something bigger than it and food chain ?
No offence, but you offend science ; the T-rex IS the closest match/relative to Blue on the ship unlike any other meat eater. Both are in the same family called coelurosaurs, so their blood types are the closest match
Angel BBVA
Wait. This was a movie ?
This movie derserved WAY more than 132 sins. When you said you'd subtract 500 sins if Blue ate Owen, you should've added them because she didn't.
Clone girl: 25 sins, as it had absolutely nothing to do with the original plot, nor did it add anything to the current plot.
Time issues: self explanatory. 15 sins.
Owen actually talked into going back to the island: 60 sins. What's he gonna do with Blue if all was successful? Keep her as a pet guard raptor?
Clone kid saves Dinos: 100 sins.
Jeff Goldblum has minimal screen time despite being the only original character. 75 sins.

There, that's better
Predawarrior Studios
I think its ironic that Claire wants to save the dinosaurs, while in the previous movie she didn't give a crap about the dinosaurs.
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Everything Wrong With Spider-Man Everything Wrong With Jurassic 7 months ago   12:40

With The Amazing Spider-Man 2 releasing worldwide, we thought it was time to finally crack open the original Raimi Spider-Man trilogy and look for sins. Because the sin-counter is a great power, we did our best to execute great responsibility. We probably failed.

Thursday: You guessed it... Spider-Man 2 sins. Yup, yup.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we recount next?