Everything Wrong With Jurassic Everything Wrong With Spider-Man 4 months ago   17:28

This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Next week: some scary sins.

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Stephen Thomas
I just want to know when did Bryce's character, Claire, go from an all about business and money driven woman, to loving and caring for the Dinosaurs? There definitely wasn't any type of that character development for her at the end Jurassic World, and it just shows up out of nowhere in Fallen Kingdom.
Nerdly Reviews
Honestly though, I’m glad the Dino’s lived. For crying out loud this is basically an older kids movie, if they were to all be gassed to death that would be so, so fucked up. Yes it may mean more sequels but like come on it’s Jurassic World! Also it would be a really shitty ending to this film if they all died. It made sense for Rouge one but this is a movie about Cloned Dino’s I think reality is suspended in this world 😂
Erin Heck
99% of all dinosaurs died on the island......a few dinosaurs escaped and are now roaming around north america where it is too cold for them and their numbers are too few to keep them alive
oh and most people with guns will shoot them dead.....roll credits. XD
galaxy of zoe
I loved Jurassic park and I loved the first Jurassic world and when this movie came out I was pissed because the exact same thing happened in lost world. And in the trailer the plot of the movie was save the dinos but it just ended up being about selling them and my 3rd and final complaint is that Jurassic world was cool because it was futuristic and super awesome this F Ing movie showed none of that and it pisses me off. And I’m done
This one is more dark than funny...
The Gaming Rex
Insert bad pun here
galaxy BeeJenMot
Is it just me but the I rex is tyranasouras and raptor and the I raptor is raptor and I rex wouldn't it just be another I rex
The accountant in me was **INFURIATED** by the dinosaur auction scene. You mean to tell me that a living freaking actual Brontosaurus from the actual Jurassic World would go for a measily $4 million? That shit would fetch a freaking **BILLION** on eBay, minimum! Just for an herbivore! You'd get at least $5 or $6 **BILLION** for a carnivore! Even those flying killing dino birds from the first movie would cost as much as an Airbus A380. That whole scene was jaw-droppingly stupid.

And don't even get me started on how much these dinos would get on the black market!There would be wars fought over these things and they'd tank the GDP of international economies. And they sell for $4 freaking million? Movie doesn't know how to market! Ahhhhh!!
Brandon Proshek
So.. in my mind. Say the indoraptor is on the opposing militia.. I see my buddy with a little red dot on them. Shortly thereafter a dinosaur shreds them.. I would just point a laser at the indo and he would have to attack himself.. problem solved..
Actually there's always been more than 1. 2 from the lost world, the O.G Rexy, and the one that got ass raped by the Spinosaurus
speed comparison, average Human around 20-23km/h, T-Rex ez 50 km/h, pyroklastische wolke (300°C-800°C) 400km/h - 1080km/h. You can't run from it you can't Drive away from it. ( Pls search for mph and °F yourself)
I'm being one hundred legit about this, BUT LAVA ASH IS OVER 1,000 DEGREES! HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD
ricky w.
Moto Sly
jurassic world francise get's my blood boiling..
Just think the apocalypse caused by dinosaurs *THANKS HAMMOND and why didn't they move em to isla sorna
Baws Hawg
What's the Caligula reference? And you should have called that throwaway vet chick character "discount Jeanine Garofalo". And I laughed so hard I almost puked when you sinned the travel time from Costa Rica to Northern California. That trip would take like 2 weeks on a ship like that. They made it out to be like a cruise from Orlando to the Bahamas.
Andrew Hodges
they forgot the spheres were originally bulletproof in Jurassic world but in this one Owen shoots two holes into one I mean seriously c'mon. also when the general on the ship comes to check on blue WTF didn't Owen kill him with his fucking knife?
GamingWithBlue GamingBlue
Dinosaurs are amazing boii
Andrew Cervero (Student)
4:25, LOGIC!!!!
Any1 notice he did fallen kingdom B4 Jurassic world?
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Everything Wrong With Spider-Man Everything Wrong With Jurassic 4 months ago   12:40

With The Amazing Spider-Man 2 releasing worldwide, we thought it was time to finally crack open the original Raimi Spider-Man trilogy and look for sins. Because the sin-counter is a great power, we did our best to execute great responsibility. We probably failed.

Thursday: You guessed it... Spider-Man 2 sins. Yup, yup.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we recount next?