Everything Wrong With Jurassic Everything Wrong With Spider-Man 2 weeks ago   17:28

This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Next week: some scary sins.

Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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The Titanium Sloth Bear
3:38 That always made me laugh! 😂😂😂
Bryan Zhang
This is epic
Catherine Bennett
What really gets me is the fact they turn off the lights while being chased by the indoraptor. The indoraptor. They are being chased by the extremely dangerous and genetically enhanced being created specifically to HUNT THINGS DOWN IN THE DARK. Yes. Very good. Perfect idea.
Nicola Gavan
fuck u bastard retard
If you pointed the Indoraptor gun at the Indoraptor itself and set the target, would it maul itself to death?
1 week later and still only the 360p option available... Why's that? You should reupload.
Izaiah Florés
Avian dinosaurs still exist, Jeremy...
Alex Spurge
Also note how Owen gets consumed by a pyroclastic flow yet somehow SURVIVES!!!
Stiggy The Stygimoloch
No offense but this is probably one of the worst CinemaSins videos they've ever made...
albert futo
The ending was soooooooooo tf? no :v
F**k that lady and f**k that little girl! I seriously hope they get eaten in the next movie!
SA Tahaa
0:46 one sin off ha ha ha
Renato Corvaro
I will never understand how the military types in these movies think dinosaurs will be more effective than people with guns. Also, how these movies seem to think dinosaurs are more effective than people with guns.

Viewer Online101
You forgot a few sins.

1) How is the Mosasaurus still alive? It’s been 3 years, and there’s been no one around to feed it. And don’t tell me it’s been feeding off the other dinosaurs, because there’s nowhere near enough of them to feed it for 3 years.

2) Even if they don’t save the dinosaurs, they still won’t go extinct. There are two islands with dinosaurs, remember. Unless you’re telling me that they somehow transported all those dinosaurs that have been breeding for all these years to Jurassic World, which we all know is bullsh*t.

3) Conveniently placed glass ball is convenient.

3) Volcanic ash can travel up to 450 miles per hour. There’s no way any of them could outrun that sh*t.

4) Owen somehow survives getting lost in a cloud of volcanic ash that can get hotter than 1,800 degrees.

5) No one noticed Owen and Claire drive a truck onto the boat, even though there were people right there.

6) They made a dinosaur that’s a hybrid of a raptor and an Indonimus Rex, but the Indominus Rex was already half T-Rex, half raptor. So does that make the Indoraptor 1/4 T-Rex and 3/4 raptor?

7) Why in the ever-loving hell would you need a dinosaur to kill someone when you already have a gun pointed at them? Seems like an awful lot of effort to drag a bloodthirsty dino with you, and point the laser of the gun at a target to set the Indoraptor lose on it when you could just shoot the target yourself. This is the stupidest thing in this entire movie, and that’s really saying something.

8) After being injured and at death’s door mere hours ago, Blue is up and about as if that sh*t never happened.

9) Ian Malcolm calling this “Jurassic World” is a bit excessive. There’s only like 40 dinosaurs on the loose. Also, humans have these little things caught weapons that should be able to take care of them pretty quickly.
I didn't even make it through this movie. It seems the filmmakers have lost sight of what made people love Jurassic Park in the first place.
It’s at this time that I’d like to point out that the worst movie I ever finished was Epic Movie, and the worst movie I ever saw was Kung Pow. So Star Wars AND Jurassic Park at their worst will always be vastly better.
i can tell this movie annoyed you so much, because same.
Imaginary Droidd
I laughed so hard on this one, and loved the points brought up...especially the spaz attack about the gene editing at 7:17😂😂THANK YOU! love cinemasins
"Jurassic World: Series of Unfortunate Coincidences"...lol
Sensei Tional
Should have done a bonus round where you sinned ever single scene they ripped off from Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, and Jurassic Park 3. Seriously, if anybody else is as big a Jurassic Park fan as me and had seen the first three films and also saw this, you'd know exactly what i'm talking about. There's like, 20 different scene rip-offs in this piece of sh*t film spanning all three of the first films.
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Everything Wrong With Spider-Man Everything Wrong With Jurassic 2 weeks ago   12:40

With The Amazing Spider-Man 2 releasing worldwide, we thought it was time to finally crack open the original Raimi Spider-Man trilogy and look for sins. Because the sin-counter is a great power, we did our best to execute great responsibility. We probably failed.

Thursday: You guessed it... Spider-Man 2 sins. Yup, yup.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we recount next?