New Rule: Reverse Improvement | Real Correspondents Dinner, GOP vs Trump, Climate 6 months ago   06:27

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill calls on companies to stop making "upgrades" to popular products that nobody wants, needs, or likes.

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ahpacific
I had same exact experience with Pax
shadowcat 10110
I agree I would love to but an appliance that until I at least get it paid off
Madness Ends
Old man yells at cloud
Gedenir Fiorese
OMG I actually get high every time I assemble IKEA furniture lmao
FranzmusAusus Puffgrinker
*The Hitchhiker's Rip-off Guide to Earth* says that "earth basically consists of formal languages, contrived items, and legal traps of various levels and combinations. The religious judgment day of earth people is said to free some of these legal traps and raise the bar on the contrived items and formal languages in an afterlife. There is food and medicine of a menial quality if you can avoid getting caught in the legal red tape. These are for imbalances of the body due to the above and energy fulfillment. The medicine consists of contrived items, legal traps, formal languages, and foodstuffs. This is the true meaning of 42 of the deep thought computer (c) which was contrived in the formal language of English by one "Douglas Adams" of the British sect; to free the legal traps in order to contrive and express the formal languages freely and to have time for informal uselessness and production of species and a freed enjoyment of energy items. This, however, can lead to imbalances of worth and less enjoyment for the elite of their species. Informal moments and the creation of new "humans" are full of legal traps and moral barriers about contriving and language and imbalance of the body. The earth god has an army of "seraphim." These are spiritual robots who free red tape. There are other religious sects but mostly they attempt to talk to the dead or raise spiritual forces to do their bidding. This usually consists of freeing up legal issues, powers of contriving, informality, and an understanding of formal languages. There is a system of trade that helps with the red tape called "money" which is a symbolic representation of work and worth, but it is only a partial fix and does not lead to the formal languages or contriving of items. This is their morality system, basically, to be more legally appropriate with their money though it leads to a downfall of their understandings. Many disagreed with the use of seraphim and created their own sect of superheroes to do the same thing in a less formal language. These are usually purchased with money by those who are adept at contriving items from earth stuff. Sometimes they declare a massive imbalance and struggle to free their own legal traps where they destroy each other's bodies with contrived items and also moments of imbalance called "insanity" where a single unit does the same or has an extreme "thought" imbalance which can destroy the functioning of the above. There are those who contrive nearly useless items called "art majors" or "jewelers" and places to do useless things like sports called "parks." Sports is the physical use of contrived items involving dexterity of the body itself in a useless way. These are the highest forms of contriving and informality but defined as less than formal language expressions by the rulebooks of languages. These are called "common languages" and "informal expressions" and may lead to legal traps. It is argued that the production of their species itself is a common language and informal expression leading to legal traps. The various sects are somehow distinguishable by the reflection of light and the proximity of early production. This can be a legal trap and lead to not contriving or understanding formal languages or even lack of energy and imbalance items. There is one exception to the legal traps and contriving of items called "history" where they keep legal records and enjoy small contrived examples in a formal language. These are mostly parks for legal uselessness but somehow more akin to their understanding of afterlife enjoyment. They somehow confuse this with "mathematics" which is the formal language of contrived proportions and has an interesting history of devisement. Humanity has an imbalance of progressive need not largely shared by the universe as a whole linked to their bodies and thought processes which are sometimes misunderstood as madness or stupidity but it is the opinion of the Rip-off Guide that secretly they are harboring intelligence. Do they really want the legal tape to go away? It is linked to their progressive needs and elite enjoyment.
Paul & Janine Koster
Studio 54 went out 25 years ago.
Christiane Fürnkranz
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Francis Wilson
Quote bill if i was a pot smoker the watching it stoned and you know a lot about the symptoms of dope ma rope is dope
Bobbi Lyon
😳 Consider this (Disgusting) 😱 Fake President tweets every morning from his "throne" a 22 carat gold-leafed toilet and depending on his previous meal of Big Mac , filet o'fish, etc., he tweets diarrhea or big hard poop (ouch) but regardless it' s all just SHIT! 🚽💩
charles goldbach
never get stoned before putting ikea furniture together.... so true
dav ep
Wow! Bill agrees with trump in that going too far technologically is a bad thing.
Bill Wine
The people that claim Bill Maher is stupid and not funny are the ones that are actually stupid with no sense of humor.
john adams
Bill, you sold out years ago.
Sam Zimmerman
Trump derangement syndrome doesn't exist? When Trump was announced the winner of the 2016 election weren't suicide hotlines in places like San Francisco were flooded by people who thought the world was ending? If that's not derangement, I don't know what is.
ChannalMath
Hard to believe Bill and most commenters still don't understand that all this is done on purpose for corrupt reasons: to get us to buy a new thing, to pay for more expert labor, etc. "planned obsolescence" is one keyword. Sometimes a company has internal corruption that results in defective or stupid products.
In either case, the gov. can help but consumers should act according to their sense of justice, punishing bad companies and rewarding those that treat you with respect, and not just use them for their convenience. In other words, if corporations are humans, and we treat them like prostitutes, then they will behave like prostitutes.
Rhena Chase
The squad want to boycott bill maher. Why?
K C
A to the fuckin men ! So sick of overcomplicated stuff these days . The digital revolution/ computers in every home was intended to make life easier except I spend so much time checking,updating,securing,rebooting,backing up , it's no longer a pleasure but more like babysitting tech and paying a ton of money in the process to use my devices and the tech giants use my time on them to improve the products they charge an exorbitant amount of money for . Sick of it all
Draco lord
Did you notice the luke warm applause for the sink talking to Dave bit? I think most of that audience was too young to understand the reference.
David Maher
Batteries last longer if you leave the pen on
detroitsdabbiest 710
Cant figure shit out bill then maybe you should stick to old and simple zig zag and pipes you fake progressive. Please someone see this stupid mutha mouth shut from everyone who has heard one of Bill's lame ass jokes.
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